| When I Was Just a Kid | 3 |
| Read This Next | 5 |
| Problem Parents! | 8 |
| I. | You're No Bargain to Live With Either! | 10 |
| II. | Drive the Stake Through the Heart of Dracula | 12 |
| III. | Demand Your Right to Contribute! | 16 |
| IV. | Remember the T.C. Principle! | 18 |
| V. | Say "Thank You" (at least) Five Times Each Day | 19 |
| VI. | Give In On Little Things - Nobody Gets Everything They Want! | 21 |
| VII. | Now Is The Time For Sympathy + Tears! | 23 |
| VIII. | Forgive - This Will Protect You! | 24 |
| IX. | "Seek - Counsel" "Hear - Wisdom" "Consider - Words" | 25 |
| X. | Love Each Other! | 26 |